What did summer say to spring? "I'm going to fall!" Knock, Knock! Who's there? April! April who? April Fools! Why do eggs like April Fools' Day? They love practical yolks. Why can't you plant spring flowers yet? Because you haven't botany! Why couldn’t the ghost lie on April Fools’ Day? People saw right through it. Which month of the year is the shortest? May. What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool’s prank feel? Dis-May.Ĭan bees fly in the rain? Sure, if they wear yellow jackets! What did the seed say to the flower? OK, Bloomer! "Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "Beets." "Beets who?" "Beets me!" How can you tell the weather’s getting warmer? There’s a spring in people’s step.Īpril Fools’ Day is the favorite holiday of which animal? The silly goose!
What kind of gardens do bakers grow? Flour gardens! What’s one bone a prankster doesn’t want to break on April Fools’ Day? The humerus. While you’re at it, you can also get ahead on planning your Thanksgiving jokes and Christmas jokes for later in the year. However you share them, the recipients will be glad you did (and even more glad you didn’t replace their sugar with salt). Everything in the list below can be shared in person, through a handwritten card, or even via email or text.
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You can also have fun with how you decide to crack these jokes. Depending on who your audience is, you might opt for corny jokes, knock-knock jokes, or more straightforward, kid-friendly jokes that can be shared with the whole family. The list below includes short and sweet April Fool’s jokes of many varieties. Funny April Fools' jokes are a guaranteed way to make people smile. While there are plenty of April Fools' pranks that are relatively harmless and simple to pull off, you may want to add humor to the day in other ways as well. It’s long been a part of April Fools' history to use the occasion to play tricks on friends, family, coworkers, and more, since pretty much anyone is fair game during the holiday.
60 Hilarious April Fools' Day Jokes Geber86 - Getty ImagesĪpril Fools' is one of the silliest days of the year, filled with laughter and hijinks.
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